Holy Mother Of God

KTUH sent a flurry of tweets acknowledging Volume Jump!

Hope springs eternal in the human breast: Man never is, but always to be blest.

Go read for yourself

UPDATE: the cowards deleted it.

KTUH. The only radio station that hates you.

I love KTUH.  KTUH doesn't love me or you.  KTUH fucking hates you.  Ah, the unrequited love of a college radio station and the fuck ups who run it.

I love Mr Modular.  I love the jangly guitars on mild mannered DJ Bryan's Happyoblivion Show! I love the 3-6AM training show and it's love for "Chillhop Essentials Winter 2018".   I adore Kimo's boss reggae on the "Dawn Patrol Echo Chamber".

But I do despise the fucking klaxon Kimo uses repetitively.  Why Steve Stoddard hasn't been fired yet alludes me.  I despise how fat slob 'Puertorican Princess' Sashily Kling (@SashilyK) sings random ~words!~ as she wheezes trying to draw fresh breath through her obese, suety torso and her stilted. reading. of. printed. announce. ments.  Or as @SashilyK would say, it drives. me up. a. fucking. Wall.

But most of all, I despise the fucking Volume Jump.

For the last decade, KTUH has been damaging the hearing of Oahu listeners by allowing the volume of their shows to randomly jump to dangerous levels only to vanish to the point I begin to wonder if there has been a power failure.

Volume Jump is annoying.  Volume Jump ruins every show it's in.  Volume Jump damages hearing.

Yet somehow despite my constant bitching, my complaints and nagging have gone unheeded!  I've called.  I've tweeted.  I've emailed.  I documented when Volume Jump incidents occurred only to be blocked and ignored.  Fine.  Fuck you too.

But you're not doing anyone any favors.  Not your listeners, not your DJ's not the community of Oahu you say you serve.  You are failing us, KTUH. 

The funny thing is, I think they recognize it's a problem.  Volume Jump at KTUH seems to be ameliorated for a week or so but always returns.  But no one really seems to give a flying fuck about it.  One of the longest Volume Jumps in recent memory happened just this last Thanksgiving.  It lasted until late January of 2019.  Thousands of hours of Christmas music went down the drain because the Volume Jump made it un-listenable.

Think about it. Months of programing corrupted bc no one could possibly give a shit about their listeners.

Right this moment, it's 05:20, Tuesday February 26, 2019 on Oahu and wE hAVE VoluME JUMP! Go ahead. Listen for yourself at https://ktuh.org/.  It fucking sucks.

So, fuck you, assholes.  Fix the goddam mother fukcing Volume Jump, you fucking pricks

The Puerto Rican Princess is late for her gig at KTUH

I hope she got hit by a bus. 

Hawaii takes a step closer to taxing REITs

Why hasn't Hawai'i taxed these bitches to death already?

High Surf Advisory

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The fucking PuertoRican Princess is on again. same shitty, fat voice, same stilted reading.

the fat cow is off the air now. Sashily Kling ‏is the worst ktuh dj

On the other hand, Steve Stoddard blows.

Somethin' Blue

Jan 24, 2019 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM

Sucks.  Nothing this prick plays is note worthy.  I'm looking forward to him dropping off the face of the earth.  Why this asshole has a show is baffling.

The worst people on KTUH are the Puertorican Princess, Johnny Baby, this duffus and the prick who keeps the volume jumping.  

On air The Happy Oblivion Show

Jan 19, 2019 12:00 PM – 3:00 PM Music With Mild-Mannered DJ Bryan

Puertorican Princess is torturing Oahu for the next 2 hours and 50 minutes

Turn KTUH back on at 9AM

The Happy Oblivion Show

Jan 12, 2019 12:00 PM – 3:00 PM

Jesus Christ, that fat slob Puertorican Princess is back on KTUH

The Puertorican Princess is torturing KTUH listeners. Turn it off now.

The Puertorican Princess is off the air now. You may return to KTUH

KTUH. The only radio station with ear damaging Volume Jump.

have you been to Kakaako's?

They serve LA style Korean food until 2am.

Still 10'-15' on the North Shore today

35' (Hawaiian) in Maui yesterday.

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